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Auld Lang Syzzle
Last night, on MTV's "Iced Out" New Year's Eve party (I guess those newfangled "diamonds" are all the rage with the teens these days), Snoop Dogg gave a toast at midnight. This toast was not the toast of a sober man. The highlight had to be when he closed with (and forgive my number spelling, but the wording here is important):
"Give it up for two thousand oh five, y'all!
....[Pause]
....Oh four."
The man said "two thousand oh five" and then corrected himself by amending it to last year. That is not sober.
Perhaps Mr. Dogg was just toasting a party that will take place some eighteen thousand years in the future, in the year 20005, when "iced out" will undoubtedly refer to cataclysmic climate change, and "mad flow" will refer to massive glacier movements.
In the mean time, I wish all of you a joyful two double oh five. May you be blessed with access to all the substances your heart desires, and abuse them with impunity in front of millions of adoring fans.
Be like Snoop: bold and shameless. Ain't no time for shame.
Posted by erinjudge at January 1, 2005 03:23 PM
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